You Are Not Kurt Schwitters

You are not Kurt Schwitters
Neither am I

You are not a blue rider
But I sometimes wish I was
I do track German cobblestone streets
In the snow in the old part of town

I don't know any of your other friends
That you don't want to be
And I am not in the band Taras Bulba
Either

Wouldn't want to be

I am not what you are
And you are not me

You might not be a corpse
In the snow as you say
But I think there is the chance
That you really are Richard Nixon